I need desperate help with what this dream means!!?

id like to say that it was a sort of nighmare dream at the end with the timberlake tiger and pyramid head ok so in my dream i was killin zombies with a rubber ducky gun and i was kicking ***. then i ran away and somehow ended up fighting a zombie justin beiber that was schreaching at us and making my ears bleed. so a tiger comes in and turns into charlie sheen and he uses his finvers as guns which shoot napalm at beiber and he then dies. sheen then says uhhh WINNING and dissapears. everything goes black and then im riding a trex in a rainforest cept the rain is bacon bits. the trex and i have a long convo about hitler and stalin in german (i dont evwn speak german). out of the sky sarah palin kills the trex with lazar eyes and i shoot the internet at her which somehow turns her into a cat. im running thru the rainforest and i end up being chased by glee fans, twilight fans, beiber fans, and zombies. i find a mercilago and drive away and crash into chuck norris and proceed to have my *** beat in a montage. i then poped up in the scrubs hospital and JD is using my liver as a bagpipe, Cox is stabbing a kitten and i have terminator hands. the hospital explodes and im running for my life from justin timberlake who has the body of a bengal tiger. he catches me and rips off all my skin and hands it to Pyramid head who then eats my muscles like spaghetti. then he chops off my head after hes done and i wake up screaming on the floor with a lsrge cut that covered most of my chest in blood, a sore body because i fell off my bed and onto my dirty floor which has lots of hard objects on it, and a bloody nose. will somebody please explain this dream to me because this is the first time iv ever been this confused about anything